(Kalae: i should stop frontin/dont front girl/hey what'd you say?
Princess superstar:tell me about your boy problems kalae: my boy problems.. i got a lot of boy problems.. i wish i had man problems but no i have boy problems)

Uh, I met this dude lets call him "A"/I met him on a Wednesday enthralled by Saturday/Our astrologics were aligned we argued and we played/But home girl got attached too fast and boy got scarred away..
So there's this brutha I call "B"/He bagged me in the baddest way i bled away from he/As soon as blues from the bruises left from me/He brought them back with vengeance/Bigger and more brutally..
See "C" was cleverly encased/Constantly like cat and mouse the feline do the chase/My calisthenics tired out the chic felt out of place/This couldn't be the course of we/I didn't like, I didn't like the taste..
"D" what do I say?/We did the do demandingly at least 3(tree) times a day/He made me damsel in distress that dude, he didn't play/And damnit, the diameter would dry my tears away..
You see, "E" was exemplary/"F" didn't give a F***/All game was "G"/"H" needed hired help/"I" lacked intellectually/ "J" and "K" were joking/ "LMNOP" didn't mean a thing..
Now "Q" should have been preceding "T"/There is no need for you to question he was a QT/He put in work so he would qualify for TLC/But damnit, he was quicker than a picker upper G..
"R" was enraged at all rates/"R's" hate would radiate/Personal rain cloud had him irate/I couldn't even repeat a second date..
But "YES YES YES!" is all I could say about "S"/He was surely the best of the best/Satisfying every single test/But I was stupid then/So as usual I made a mess..
"T" tracked me down he was fantasizing/Told me 6 feet tall is tantalizing/He's too cute to boot/I aint gonna size him/Until he stood up and I could still see horizon..
"U" was useless/"V" had a vendetta/"W" was whack/"X" wasn't much betta/"Y" was too young and as for "Z?"/Well he ended up Zingle, just like me..

(Kalae: Just like me, just like me.. and just like C. Just like you [uh, C-UNIT] I get lonely too)